Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings with Image

Are you in search for funny friendship quotes with some pictures? Friendship is one of the best things in life. It’s that funny, unforgettable adventure you have with people. Life is filled with many funny moments that make you smile or laugh until your tummy hurts. Real friends have fun and do the craziest things with each other. Real friends do not shy away from acting completely stupid and dumb with each other. They make memories that last a lifetime with joy that shines brighter than a thousand suns.

Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
― Unknown

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A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
― Markus Zusak

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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
― Linda Grayson

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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
― Bernard Meltzer

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The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.
― Aristotle

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True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
– Nicole Richie

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The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
― Mark Twain

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A real friend isn’t capable of feeling sorry for you.
― Jodi Picoult

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I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
― Plutarch

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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

Short Funny Friendship Quotes

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True friends stab you in the front.
― Oscar Wilde

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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
― Samuel Butler

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
― Marlene Dietrich

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
― Sicilian Proverb

Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did.
– Wendy Jean Smith

Funny Friendship Quotes for Girls

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
― Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.
― Jarod Kintz

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
― Frank Crane

Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
― Dorothy Parker

If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country
― E.M. Forster

Cute Funny Friendship Quotes

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Friendship is delicate as a glass, once broken it can be fixed but there will always be cracks.
– Waqar Ahmed

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
– Baltasar Gracián

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
– Kahlil Gibran

Friends are honest with each other. Even if the truth hurts.
– Sarah Dessen

A good friend is a connection to life – a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.
― Lois Wyse

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
― Clifton Fadiman

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
― Edwin Arlington Robinson

Brainy and Funny Friendship Quotes

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Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.
― Belgicia Howell

Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.
― Unknown

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
― John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

There are two kinds of friends in the world: the ones who help you up when you’ve passed out in a bar and call a cab and the ones that take ‘funny’ pictures of you.
― Unknown

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
― Oprah Winfrey

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
― Ann Richards

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
― Aaron Machado

If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.
– Oprah Winfrey

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Hello, I'm Rhuztom. I started blogging and writing 2 years ago and fortunately, still going. I love basketball, watching animes, reading and browsing memes and creating non-sense to not-so-cool images. Well, I hope you like my posts. Kanpai!
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