Laugh and have fun with these funny love quotes and sayings. Love is a funny thing. It is unpredictable and you never know what happens next. You could be so in love and happy today and heartbroken and sad the next day. We never know what Love has in store for us, so it is always best to live in the moment and enjoy. Make beautiful, fun and happy memories that last for a lifetime. Make the kind of memories love quotes talk about.

One way of keeping a relationship alive is having fun with each other. Love is not just about roses and chocolates and romantic dinners but also funny, gut-busting moments that you and your significant other will treasure forever. Two people in love are not afraid to be themselves around each other. There are no more pretensions and reservations. They are not afraid to act silly and crazy together. Browse these samples of funny love quotes for you.

Funny Quotes About Love

Enjoy the lighter side of love and don’t be afraid to just go out there and have fun. Don’t hold back and enjoy those crazy moments that leave you smiling. Here are some funny love quotes for you.

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You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
— Hussein Nishah

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I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.
— Russell Brand

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Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
— Natasha Leggero

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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
— Richard Jeni

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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
— Lily Tomlin

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Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
— Jerry Seinfeld

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Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
— George Burns

Funny I love You Quotes

Don’t be afraid to go on crazy adventures together. Embrace the corny inside jokes that only you and your love understand. Have fun with your partner and still show them your love, in a humorous way with these funny quotes about love.

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I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
— Jean Illsley Clarke

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I love you and it’s getting worse.
— Joseph E. Morris

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I love you with all my b**bs. I would say heart, but my b**bs are bigger.
— Unknown

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I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.
— Unknown

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I love you because we hate the same stuff.
— Bob Marley

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Everything was going great until I said, ‘I love you,’ then he got this look on his face like he’d taken a wrong turn in a really bad neighbourhood.
— Roz Doyle, Frasier

I love You More than Funny Quotes

Laugh until your inside burst. Laugh until you can no longer breathe. Laugh until you cry. Here are some funny quotes about I love you more than, comparing the love over silly things. Enjoy!

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I love you more than Spongebob loves jellyfishing, Sandy loves karate, Mr. Krabs loves money, and Squidward loves his clarinet. Baby I need you like plankton needs the Krabby Patty secret formula!
— Unknown

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I may not have a handsome face, may not have a dashing personality, may not have the sweetest smile. But I have one thing for sure that nobody has, a nice and loyal heart. Which is filled with love, and I love you more than anybody else in this world.
— Anurag Prakash

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I love you more than coffee but please don’t make me prove it.
— Unknown

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I love you more than words can describe, numbers can count and the forever growing universe can discover.
— Unknown

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I love you more than Charlie Sheen loves cocaine and hookers .
— Unknown

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I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
— Scott Adams

Funny Love Quotes for Him

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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
— Unknown

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If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
— Chuck Palahniuk

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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
— Tim Allen

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Where would men be today if it weren’t for women? In the garden of Eden eating watermelon and taking it easy.
— C. Kennedy

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
— Unknown

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You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
— Elayne Boosler

Funny Love Quotes for Her

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In my dreams you are mine, but in life you are my dream.
— Unknown

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A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.
— Unknown

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If Girls cry then they are trying to fool you, but if Boys cry then they get fooled.
— Unknown

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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
— Unknown

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
— Albert Einstein

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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
— Florence Kennedy

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Hello, I’m Valachi, 22 years old, a freelance blogger who loves to write about anything under the sun. I’ve been blogging for more than 5 years now. I am currently a contributor to snydle.com, writing articles and creating graphic designs.

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