It’s really nice to read some of the funny quotes about life. In sad moments in our life, it pays to see the rainbow after the rain and the silver lining in every cloud. Let us not drown ourselves in the illusion of our inadequacies. Life can only get us down if we let it. Look for all the excuses to smile and laugh. Let joy be present in our hearts at all times.
There are numerous quotes about life that can inspire and paint a smile on our faces. Take a look at this nice collection of funny quotes about life with pictures.
Best Funny Quotes about Life
Remember, if you’re headed in the wrong direction, Life considers U-turns to be legal, in all jurisdictions.
― B.T. Henderson
I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
― Jack Handey
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
― Author unknown
Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
― John Wayne
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
― Lou Erickson
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
― Oscar Wilde
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?
― Ernest Hemingway
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
― Bill Hicks
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness – money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Life is always walking up to us and saying, ‘Come on in, the living’s fine,’ and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.
― Russell Baker
Funny Famous Quotes about Life
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
― Walter Bagehot
Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
― Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
― Woody Allen
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
― P. D. East
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it’s having the phone number of somebody who does!
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
― Henry Louis Mencken
When Life gives you lemonade, makes lemons. Life will be all like… WHAT??
― Phil Dunphy
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
― Johnny Carson
Funny Inspirational Quotes about Life
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that’s when they’re the hardest to find?
Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath.
Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
― Terry Pratchett
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a**holes.
― William Gibson
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.
― Terry Pratchett
We go through life thinking we’re invincible, but the truth is we’re totally vincible.
― That Seventies Show
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
― Charles M. Schulz
Hilarious Funny Quotes about Life
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
― R.D Laing
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.
― Savannah Highnote
To do is to be. Neitzche
To be is to do. Kant
Do be do be do. Sinatra
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
― Rita Rudner
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I’d just love to punch right in the face!
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.