Birthday is absolutely the best time to be happy all day. Forget the problems, forget the bad things , think only for the things that make you happy on this special day of you life. Usually on birthdays, we give someone present and messages on their birthday – some are inspirational, more on friendship, romantic, and the best that you can consider, the funny one.

So if you are looking for some funny birthday quotes, you can consider my collection. Hope you like it.

Famous Funny Birthday Quotes


You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
– Lucille Ball

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.
– Jo Brand

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
– Anthony Powell

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
– Anonymous

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– E. Joseph Cossma

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
– Eva Gabor

Best Funny Birthday Quotes


Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Jack Benny

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.
– Anonymous


Happy birthday. You might want to check your birth certificate, I think it expired.
– Anonymous

Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream.
– Greg Evans

Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year.
– Anonymous

All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
– George Harrison

Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends


Today’s the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus.
– Anonymous

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
– Sir Norman Wisdom

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.
– Andy Borowitz

You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
– John Mendoza

You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
– Hy Gardner

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck

Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings


A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
– Kitty Collins

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
– Anonymous

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in,the more wrinkled you get.
– Robert Oustin

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

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