Birthday is absolutely the best time to be happy all day. Forget the problems, forget the bad things , think only for the things that make you happy on this special day of you life. Usually on birthdays, we give someone present and messages on their birthday – some are inspirational, more on friendship, romantic, and the best that you can consider, the funny one.
So if you are looking for some funny birthday quotes, you can consider my collection. Hope you like it.
Famous Funny Birthday Quotes
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
– Lucille Ball
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.
– Jo Brand
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
– Anthony Powell
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– E. Joseph Cossma
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
– Eva Gabor
Best Funny Birthday Quotes
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Jack Benny
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.
Happy birthday. You might want to check your birth certificate, I think it expired.
Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream.
– Greg Evans
Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year.
All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
– George Harrison
Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends
Today’s the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
– Sir Norman Wisdom
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.
– Andy Borowitz
You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
– John Mendoza
You know you’re getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
– Hy Gardner
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
– Kitty Collins
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in,the more wrinkled you get.
– Robert Oustin
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier