Winston Churchill Humorous Quotes

“A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.”
–Winston Churchill

“I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.”
–Winston Churchill

“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”
–Winston Churchill

“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”
–Winston Churchill

“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.”
–Winston Churchill

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
–Winston Churchill

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
–Winston Churchill

“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
–Winston Churchill

“We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.”
–Winston Churchill

“Continuous effort – not strength or intelligence – is the key to unlocking our potential.”
–Winston Churchill

Short Winston Churchill Quotes

“If you are going through hell, keep going.”
– Winston Churchill

“I am easily satisfied with the very best.”
–Winston Churchill

“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”
–Winston Churchill

“Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”
–Winston Churchill

“Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.”
–Winston Churchill

“A joke is a very serious thing.”
–Winston Churchill

“History is written by the victors.”
–Winston Churchill

“The price of greatness is responsibility.”
–Winston Churchill

“Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”
– Winston Churchill

“There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure.”
–Winston Churchill

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
–Winston Churchill

“Don’t interrupt me while I’m interrupting.”
–Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill Inspirational Quotes
–Winston Churchill

“Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.”
–Winston Churchill

“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”
–Winston Churchill

“You have enemies? Good. It means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
–Winston Churchill

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
–Winston Churchill

“Out of intense complexities, intense simplicities emerge.”
–Winston Churchill

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil tears and sweat.”
–Winston Churchill

“I never worry about action, but only inaction.”
–Winston Churchill

“Never, never, never give up.”
–Winston Churchill

“The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.”
–Winston Churchill

“Continuous effort – not strength or intelligence – is the key to unlocking our potential.”
–Winston Churchill

To improve is to change. To be perfect is to change often.”
–Winston Churchill